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Finest News Reporting
Great book of news stories from http://www.theonion.com. Some of the stories in this book include:
- Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta To Ground
- Scissors Defeats Rock
- Man with Heart Disease Eagerly Awaits Young Boy's Death
- Neighbors Remember Serial Killer As Serial Killer
- Metallica Kicks Ass
- NRA Shifts Focus From Guns To Penmanship
- Ants To Pilot Sand Ship To Distant Star
- World's Knowledge To Be Written Down
- Special Olympics Fixed Many 'Winners' Found To Have Lost Badly
- The 10 Greatest Movie Moments of All Time
- Desperate Vegetarians Declare Cows Plants
- Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire Heroic Neighbor Praised, Gay
- Man On The Street Survey: Angels Among Us?
- Mir Scientists Study Effects of Weightlessness on Mortal Terror
- Oprah's Book Club
- Clinton Written Up By 'Total Bitch' Supervisor
- SAT Found To Be Biased In Favor of Non-Hungover
- We Must Strike Now While England Is Weak
- 114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity To Random Chance
- Area Stoner Convinced Everyone on TV Also Stoned
- Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
- Area Oddball Prefers God Over Girls
More about this book The Onion - Finest News Reporting
Ad Nauseam Volume 13 The Onion - Ad Nauseam Volume 13
Some of the stories in this book include:
- Russia Acquires Amway Distributorship
- High-School Senior Marvels At What a Long Strange Trip It's Been
- Pro Athlete Lauded For Being Decent Human Being
- Roof Accessed
- Christian Led Down Path To Iniquity By Yahoo! Search For Bush-Trimming Tips
- John Ashcroft: 'Obey'
- New Ford SUV Holds Eight Passengers And Their SUVs
- Bush Actually President, Nation Suddenly Realizes
- Dot-Commers To Receive Unemployment Benefits In Form of Stock Options
- Best Friends Each Secretly Think Of The Other As Sidekick
- Modern-Day Jesus Says He'll Come Back To Fix Everything But Never Does
- Destiny's Child Referred To As 'Feminist Icons' With Straight Face
- Promotional Jacket Worn Everywhere
- Your Horoscope
- Man On The Street: The Medical-Merijuana Ban
- China's Olympic Bid
Ad Nauseam Volume 14
Some of the stories in this book include:
- Man Blames Hangover On Everything But How Much He Drank
- Worse Person Woman Knows Pregnant
- Boss Alludes To 'Crunch Time'
- 83-Year-Old Sneaks Into 65-to-80 Singles Dance
- CNN Graphic Designer Asked To Combine Dollar Sign, Syringe, Fighter Jets, Panda
- Overweight Man Receives 'Lose Weight Fast' Spam E-Mail Featuring His Picture
- Look Out, Corporate America, Here Comes My Pirate Radio Station
- Located somewhere between 89.5 and 91.3 FM, Radio Free Tate is going to let corporate America have it with both barrels: the truths they're afraid to say and the songs they're afraid to play.
See also The Onion - Ad Nauseam Volume 14
Dispatches From The Tenth Circle
Some of the stories in this book include:
- I've Got The Fever For The Flavor Of The Oscars!
- Bill Gates Grants Self 18 Dexterity, 20 Charisma
- New 'Small 'N' Flaccid' Ad Campaign Least Successful Ever
- Inner-City Stabbings Leave Five Maidless
- Teen Exposed To Violence, Profanity, Adult Situations By Family
- New Pompous Asshole Magazine To Compete With 'Cigar Aficionado'
- Christian Prop Comic Working Churches From Coast To Coast
- Alec Baldwin Secretes Own Hair Gel
- Your Neighbors: Should You Consider Talking To Them
- Turtle Owner Enjoys Special Daily Turtle-Time
- Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue
- Augusta National Honors Tiger Woods With Own Drinking Fountain
- Pat Buchanan: Thousands Of Americans Made In China
- Man Breaks Out Dating Boxers
- Letter From Employer Thankfully Omits Balls-Copying Incident
When you forward a mass-forwarded e-mail, you get a good feeling inside.
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- My Brother Is Going To Love This Forwarded List of Lawyer Jokes
- Rocky Horror At 25
- Point-Counterpoint: Faith - It Was Then That I Carried You
- Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints
- Report: 98 Percent of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others
- Suburban Parade Of Homes Marred By Rotting Ox On Lawn
- Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness of Heart Attacks
- Cruise, Kidman Walk Through Lobby
See also The Onion - Dispatches From The Tenth Circle
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